Saradise Lost Book 3 - Chapter 5 -- Poking More Beehives with Sticks - Updated

As one commenter at one of the growing number of DailyKos posts about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's attorney, Thomas van Flein's probable opening gambit in a SLAPP suit against Alaska bloggers tersely observed:


going after bloggers for money... Hilarious !!

That might or might not be what Palin attorney van Flein and SarahPAC spokesperson Meg Stapleton are attempting, but I doubt it. I'm just reporting a "rumor."

Another rumor is that Palin's people are totally fucking clueless about what they are up against when trying to put more and more and more lipstick on this critter. Hey, Stapleton and van Flein, your critter doesn't need lipstick, it needs to back away from twitter and step into some sort of a restraint regime, preferably in compliance, but an intervention may be in order.

You could have figured it out over a week ago:

The Virgin Palin, Our Lady of Eternal Anger, gave birth to the New Jesus at some point last year — or not, who knows, and now Andrew Sullivan just cares about Iran (which is a good thing!) so we’ll never find out the truth — and ever since it has been both a Cardinal/Venial Sin and Sharia Law that no mortal shall “desecrate” an image of the Sacred One … no one but Sarah Palin herself, because Allah both allows and encourages the use of the Holy Infant as a cheap political prop as long as such cruel hackery is performed by the Virgin Palin herself.

Palin’s fury was such, when she found out some blog “on the Internet” had combined a picture of her cradling one of her Magic Babies together with a picture of her Jedi Master, some dingbat old radio talk-show clown in Alaska, that she did verily send her dumbest disciple, “Brother Meg,” to start a Jihad against the Entire Internet.

But we know what happens when a fear-and-anger crazed Snow Witch starts a vain war she can never hope to win: The Internet Strikes Back.

Which is to say, Palin basically poked a stick in the world’s largest beehive filled with cheap & tireless insanity, and the SomethingAwful.com goons have unleashed a pack of Photoshop Dogs From Hell to make the most incredible collection of Sarah Palin Desecration Images in the History of Time, the end. [emphasis added by PA]

But you didn't. Meanwhile:

DailyKos - Palin Attorney Threatening Lawsuits Updated 4X - 650 comments

The Mudflats - Shannyn Moore on KBYR today - Don't Miss It! - 927 comments

These are random examples of the beehive you so fully misunderstand, as it buzzes, shares information openly.

This SLAPP threat is hilarious enough to make some of us think we might donate to HER legal fund, so you can continue to project Palin onto the national stage, as she deals with having to go through your lame designs for her future.

But that's just a rumor, Tom and Meg.

Update - Sunday at 8:00 a.m - A report from Juneau:

Although her press release on Friday said Governor Sarah Palin would attend Independence Day festivities in Juneau, she didn't show up.

The local committee charged with 50th statehood anniversary activities left a place for her to speak on their agenda for the 9 a.m. ceremony re-enacting the official raising of the 49 star flag at the Capitol, but had to replace her at the last minute with Clark Gruening, grandson of former Territorial Governor and U. S. Senator Ernest Gruening.

The Juneau Festival Committee reserved a place for her to ride in the Juneau 4th of July parade, but again, she didn't appear.

It was rumored that the Palins stayed at the Governor's Mansion last night. The mansion's lights were on, and at least a dozen people viewed the July 3rd midnight fireworks from the balcony above the Mansion's columned porch, but bystanders couldn't see who they were.