Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Whitekeys to Go Rogue?

  • • Will Mr. Whitekeys go rogue, as he announces his 2010 Alaska governor SPAMpaign this Friday?

  • • Will Mr. Whitekeys invite William Shatner to join his ensemble, along with bongos and subdued lighting?

  • • Will Mr. Whitekeys challenge Ethan Berkowitz, Hollis French, Bob Poe and Sean Parnell to a harmonica-playing challenge?

  • • Will Mr. Whitekeys unveil his voter initiative, banning the naming of any public building other than a correctional center after a living politician in Alaska?

If you come to his show Friday at Raven Hall at the Palmer Fairgrounds, you can find out.

This is his first post-Quitter big show, folks.


Wolfe Tone said...

I can't speak for anyone else, but Mr. Whitekey's perfectly reasonable voter initiative has my unwavering support.

Anonymous said...

Mr Whitekeys...I guess he popular with certain FOMS types.