Saturday, February 5, 2011

Saradise Lost© - Book 5 - Chapter 37: Cleopatra Turns Over in Her Grave on This One - Updated

Apparently, this is the text of Palin's statement on Obama's response to Egypt in a radio segment done with David Brody yesterday:

It’s a difficult situation, this is that 3am White House phone call and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House it it seems that that call went right to the answering machine. And nobody yet has, no body yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and ...not real enthused about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And, in these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with. And we do not have all that information yet.


Update - Monday 11:30 a.m: For those interested in knowing more about Dan Lacey, the artist whose image is featured here:

Dan's blog - Dan Lacey The Painter of Pancakes (you can contact Dan through his blog)

A collection of his images
, with links to more

39 comments:

Kevin said...

HUH??

(Yes, I understand that was your point.)

Anonymous said...

Oh My God

WakeUpAmerica said...

Teleprompter broken?

AKjah said...

"Saradise lost" copyright. Haaaahahaaaa. Choice.
Hmmm now whom is it that America stands with?......
If ya go over to the flats ya might get Jeannie to give you a brownie.

the problem child said...

She really owes Katie Couric an apology.

Merrycricket said...

I think her word salad is getting worse. Is it because she is on or off her meds?

Anonymous said...

It's statements like this one that make me hope she will be participating in the GOP primary debates.

Anonymous said...

Yay! I just LOVE the Sarah Palin pancake painting.

concerned Canadian said...

Should someone not tell her to shut up about something she obviously knows nothing about? Can no one control her? She makes the USA a laughingstock every time she opens her mouth and shows her abysmal ignorance. Worse, she is placing her fellow countrymen and women in danger as she offends one nation after another.Her disrespect for your President is appalling-whether she has differing political views or not he is the head of your country and should be respected as such.

Cletis L. Stump said...

Remember how Porky Pig sigbed off after each show. "bluhbluhbluhdaduhdaduh...thattttt's all folks. God, that it were so.

Cletis L. Stump said...

"signed" makeas a bit more sense.

Anonymous said...

""bluhbluhbluhdaduhdaduh...thattttt's all folks."

A superb comparison because as I remember those cartoons were called "Looney Tunes", which fits perfectly.

Maybe someone with video skills can do a parody of one of her speeches with such a signoff and post it. That would be so cool.

Anonymous said...

Translation: "Yeah, David. I am a moron."

majii said...

Surely Palin can't possibly think that the president should share Top Secret information with the public unless she's totally nuts. I'd hate to see her in the position of president revealing sensitive information because she has runoff-at-the-mouth-disease. Furthermore, who at this time knows who will be Egypt's next leader? She just had to open her big mouth and let everyone know that she doesn't have a clue about what is going on in Egypt and the ME. I'm not even related to her, and I'm embarrassed for her. No amount of studying foreign policy or the other things she needs to know to run for president would ever be of any use to her, because she can hardly remember anything! She couldn't remember the name of one other country in the ME in which citizens are protesting besides Egypt. She mocks the president by saying the 3 AM call went to the answering machine. How the hell does she know? I believe that she is as close to the WH now as she'll ever get.

Anonymous said...

I'm fluent in word salad, and still can't make sense of what she's saying. I think the problem is that Todd's the only Palin being debriefed regularly ;)

Anonymous said...

She sure is one empty red suit.

Anonymous said...

I really don't believe Palin can learn anything beyond a few slogans and talking points filled in with her "word salad". She truly does not appear to have a very broad knowledge about much. She once said Glenn Beck is the "history teacher we all should have had." That kind of explained it for me.

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Anonymous said...

Rebecca Mansour, get busy typing up some spin!

Convert this latest gobbledygook from the Quitter into some half-baked drivel fit for Facebook and Twitter. After all, you are the Philistine-of-Record paid to amplify Sarah's world-renown unenlightenment. Come on RAM, make Sarah sound even worse!

Celia Harrison said...

Just like I keep saying, Reagan and Palin had one thing in common, dementia.

Richard T said...

Setting side the near gibberish of the twitter, it shows her unsuitability for any office. Doesn't it cross her mind that the quickest way to kill off (possibly literally) anyone whom the USA thought suitable was for them to be named by the USA?

Still you know the posting was self penned.

Anonymous said...

I, too, like the painting of Palin with pancakes on her head...I'd like to put in a request to the artist, to paint a similar one. The painting, I imagine, would have some feathers on her cheeks and face...then, pancakes are positioned around her mouth...and the title of the piece could be: Clappers on a Ducks Ass.

KiheiKat said...

Her ghostwriter was obviously on vacation, or Sarah escaped her "handlers" to go rogue to be able to fully express herself as only she can. Before or after her meds & Baileys. Cheeezzzzzz!

This word salad must have gone in the blender to be so mashed up.

womanwithsardinecan said...

And you didn't even include the part about her telling the media that as a journalist she wants to help them become better journalists. She is so far beyond delusional that who the hell knows WHAT she can see from her porch.

CGinWI said...

Um, yes, because the woman in question has been so good about sharing all her own secrets. (Now let's see, where did I put those emails?)

Anonymous said...

sociopath meet world diplomacy

FAIL

Anonymous said...

May I recommend a trip to Egypt ME to meet the residents. She would not even notice she did not cross the Atlantic to get there. In Egypt Maine (ME) USA she would not even comment on the fact every spoke such fine english for forenours.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand....

Palin's approval rating goes down another 3 points. Keep talking, you moron.

0>w/hole>1 said...

I think the best part of the Politico article that provides the Palin transcript is the "a bit hard to parse" bit.

Although, got to hard it to her, I don't think *I* could stretch out "Ah, hell, I don't know" for five minutes.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Govenor HalfTime shouldn't of screeched about that TelePrompTer stuff. Cause maybe using one with this screeech woulda helped ... maybe...

Good gawd, we should be thankful that Alaska's Shame didn't embellish on how she figured out where Egypt was.

Face it folks Gov Halftime has narrowed down her screeches to the "I hate POTUS" crowd.

Anonymous said...

Thank God we do have a president of strength and sound mind and not this idiot in the White House. It's like a SNL skit every time she opens her mouth. So sad these people are given a platform rather than laughed at as they should be. Something has got to give, maybe that is what 2012 is all about. As we can see the bad people are getting worse and the good people have to speak out against the wrongs. Love and caring for one another is the only thing that works. We are not being dammed because of the Gays, it's for not providing health care, mental included, education, and care for sick, poor, and elderly, and our environment.

carrieoki said...

Anonymous said...

I, too, like the painting of Palin with pancakes on her head...I'd like to put in a request to the artist, to paint a similar one. The painting, I imagine, would have some feathers on her cheeks and face...then, pancakes are positioned around her mouth...and the title of the piece could be: Clappers on a Ducks Ass.
February 6, 2011 2:55 AM

LOL!! Clappers on a Ducks Ass. Made my day.

Anonymous said...

If this is what comes out of her mouth, what is going on in her head?

Anonymous said...

This is total gibberish...the there there there - over there - this woman flunked 9th Grade English.

What a total moron who never learned to speak properly or to utter something which even makes logical sense.

And this woman was a heartbeat away from the Presidency? This country would be down the sewer with her at the helm.

Irresponsible, violent pyromaniac/opportunist and quintessential demagogue.

Anonymous said...

This proves that she wrote this and that her teleprompter was kaput.

Nonsensical blather.

Anonymous said...

Psychological warfare attack on our enemies cloaked by the appearance of a policy statement by a supposed politician.

But failure to plan- only native speakers are maximally traumatized by this speech. The attack victimizes by blowback of the wordsalad.

Everyone else blames the translator.
Sarah Palin crashes BabelFish.

Anonymous said...

Mundane, trite banal and nothing that would appeal to anyone but those who are incurious. I would imagine that the demographics who follow this idiocy are the same folks who make shows like Idol popular and the same folks who never miss the tabloids so they can follow their celebrity fantasies.

Congratulate yourselves, you create and maintain Sarah Palin, without your uninspiring slavish devotion to celebrity, Palin would have long ago exited the stage.

Philip Munger said...

"Congratulate yourselves, you create and maintain Sarah Palin, without your uninspiring slavish devotion to celebrity, Palin would have long ago exited the stage."

basically, an unprovable assertion.

Anonymous said...

She didnt have enough space on her palm... so she tried to use her brain! Katie Couric was not around, or she would have blamed "lame stream media" - or may be he will, and point to... Greta! LOL

What a useless dud she is!

Anonymous said...

the HalfGov in Palin'

cannot happen to a more deserving person.