Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Saradise Lost - Book 5 - Chapter 34: Palin - "He Would Aspire Americans to Celebrate"? WTF, Sarah?

Palin's use of the English language often borders on atrocious. Her meretricious attack on Obama's lame speech is a case in point -"He would aspire us to...."

She follows that with this: "What happened back then, uh, with the, uh, former Communist USSR, uh, and their victory, uh, in that, uh, race to space - yeah, they won, but they also incurred so much debt at the time that it resulted in the inevitable collapse of the Soviet Union."

Sputnik I was launched in October 1957. The USSR collapsed about 32 years later. This is the first time I've ever heard anyone connect the money spent on Sputnik with the collapse of the Soviet Union. For sure, the USSR collapsed from internal decay. It had many reasons, some of them economic, some political, some having to do with longstanding aspirations of the captive nations of the USSR. I think my December 1957 Mad Magazine came closer to describing what Sputnik I meant - "Their German scientists are better than our German scientists."

Her "Spudnut moment" diatribe was so pathetic that Greta moved right beyond it to talk about something more important - Bristol's future.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bristol's future includes lots more babies (due to all the abstinence she practices) and many more young men through the revolving door to her bedroom.

Bill said...

Some anonymous asshole bringing up Bristol in this fashion just makes it way pathetic and sad even worse. This should be about keeping SP out of the Oval Office....leave the youngsters out of it, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Another Katie Couric-worthy performance. She's in total meltdown mode.

Anonymous said...

Ummm Bill, Bristol is no "youngster"!
She is a adult.
She is griftin' like mama griz.
Too bad if you don't like it. All this family bs will keep her out of the oval office. Its just beginning for her!

Anonymous said...

I agree, Bill. Sarah should never have brought up the "youngster," Bristol. But, as you say, Sarah is pathetic and sad.

Anonymous said...

palin appears to be so ramped up I almost expect her hair to stick straight up any moment with her eyes popping out. And she has the absolute gall to suggest bristol is actually hard working and a good role model yet AGAIN. What a stupid bitch she is... sorry for the profanity but omg! Her daughter took Levi's son to Arizona - didn't bother asking the dad if that was ok. Puts it out there that he has no interest in his son and he's tried to see Tripp how many times only to be told she's out of town or whatever excuse she grabs out of the air like the pathetic mother of hers. It's called parental alienation bristol...you're no role model and we all KNOW your hag mother's need to blame the "lamestream media" for the violent and uncivil rhetoric is just another way to shift the blame away from her sorry self. If you watch closely you can see her "gulp" on the question of civility - check it out. She does it at least twice.

Anonymous said...

the most sorry part of this whole palin trainwreck is ironic. The "lamestream media" she keeps attacking are the ones that made her famous and continue to do so based on WHAT? Really? Why is this nation so hellbent on following every single tweet, gaffe and comment from this pathetic excuse of a mother?? Is it because she's such a trainwreck it's all about amusement or a sick need to watch her flapping in the wind? She's never stated she would run for POTUS but how many times over and over again has the media and bloggers suggested that she would? WHY are they creating a scenario that scares the living hell out of any intelligent person? She's not going to win even if she does run. Please media and bloggers - please stop giving her that level of consideration. Laugh at her, point your fingers at her - whatever - but stop suggesting she's actually qualified for the highest office in the land.

Anonymous said...

You can't really consider FOX News to be a part of the "lamestream media", it's the propaganda arm of the GOP.

Philip Munger said...

anon @ 6:18:

she will.

Anonymous said...

Phil at 6:46 - "she will" -- what? Run for POTUS? You mean run - not that you think she'll win, do you?

Philip Munger said...

Run. Not win.

Mark said...

Speaking of WTF, anyone know what happened to Dirk? www.alaskawtf.com redirects to alaskawtf.blogspot.com and says blog not found.
WTF?

Mark Springer
Bethel

Anonymous said...

Sputnik Sarah has finally irrevocably besmerched herself. Maybe it's because of the Enquirer info on Todd or the fact that each time she opens her trap from her Fox Hole, she illustrates how stupid she actually is. She needs to quit while she's ahead because it isn't going to get any better for Sarah. She's painfully ignorant and clueless even about fairly recent american history.

We should have realized what she was when she accused Couric of asking her a trick question by asking this pitiful woman what she read.

Again, as embarrassed as I was that this empty shell was being posited as a potential veep of this country, this sputnik moment is only eclipsed by her vicious use of blood libel, her irresponsible use of violent imagery, and her amazing lack of finesse, class or grace.

Anonymous said...

Sarah's "Fox-Hole" opens along with her mouth and she steps in it every time. She's so low on the learning scale that she's "unconsciously incompetent".....Sarah really DOESN'T KNOW THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

She's incapable of learning - this we've witnessed time and again as she can't distinguish North from South, sees Russia from her front porch, and thinks that Russia won the race to space.

Pure idiocy parading as something genuine.

Anonymous said...

she's always talking about healthy vigorous debate and the right to petition the govt ...oh i see...as long as it isn't HER like when we petition for her secret emails while serving the good people of Alaska ..hmmm...or when we actually expect her to tell the truth while holding public office and behave like an adult without using the public's trust as though it's negotiable based on whatever her current agenda is. What a moron. What a disgrace to herself, her family and all the people that she fleeced with her slushy fund sarahpac. She has such a huge vindictive and mean streak when it comes to our president because she can't rattle him or bother him with her silly drivel. She can't stand it that he won, that he ignores her and that he is so much more respected and loved then she ever will be.

Anonymous said...

Everyone who says quit paying attention to her: that's one of the things she wants. Followers pay attention; everyone else- just chuckle and laugh cluelessly.

I'm more worried about her followers kicking the door open for her either
before or after she loses.

Anonymous said...

The business comeback that Palin spouts about the donut shop is such a reach from the level of work needed in America that the President challenged the USA in the State of the Union- but hey--anytime I can get a fresh dozen donuts I'm Down...don't tell the folks from Bess Eaton, Tim Horton's, Krispy Kreme or Dunkin.WTF??It's official there's a Donuts Arms Race led by Caribou Barbie...(I smell an endorsement deal for Bristol & Food Channel-Baking Donuts With The Stars...She will be leading the cause of no creme insertion...)

Anonymous said...

WTF?? Wow!

I would have loved to see Greta's expression. Greta is so prim and proper... she would never use such an expression. No wonder she didnt say anything about SP's "WTF MOMENT" LOL and she moved on to Bristol... to return to ask SP about "CIVILITY" -- that ought to teach this "Family Values" person to talk not to "WTF" during family viewing hours! LOL

SP is no presidential material. She proved it herself.

And today, she is spitting out presidential agenda? W-T-F indeed!!!

Dont give her articles and youtubes any hit. If you watch her youtube, close it before it finishes = no count. :) I dont even spell out her full name - only SP and that will not give her any google search points. Ha!

Anonymous said...

Talking of lamestreem media, why does SP not GET it that she is the LAMEST Stream media of all!