Monday, July 25, 2011

Saradise Lost - Book 5 - Chapter 83: Where Are the Palin Oslo Tweets?

Several of the people who inspired aspiring Norwegian Templar Knight and World of Warcraft devotee Anders Behring Breivik to become a mass murderer also inspired Sarah Palin to resort to twitter last year, in her less explosive attack against another country that supports multiculturalism. Ours.

That's the Palin, who, according to her family, left college in Hawaii because she was uncomfortable about so many brown people.

Last Friday, using a Glock and a semi-automatic assault rifle, as he killed scores of liberal and progressive kids who might someday support the building of mosques in Trondheim, Bergen, Narvik or Oslo, Breivik used dum-dums to inflict maximum damage to their bodies.

Last year, Palin, using twitter, facebook and her perch at Newscorpse, scored, using dumb-dumbs to oppose a mosque-community center in NYC:
Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand. Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in the interest of healing
Peaceful New Yorkers, pls refute the Ground Zero mosque plan if you believe catastrophic pain caused @ Twin Towers site is too raw, too real
that was her amended version of the "refudiate tweet":
Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate
Today, her BFF Glenn Beck compared the kids murdered by the guy inspired by Palin's and Beck's colleagues' schtick to "Hitler Youth":
BECK: And then there was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing
Palin is quite absorbed with taking in the monumental failure of the documentary she had been convinced by her closest devotees would revitalize her presidential aspirations, so responding to Oslo might have intruded upon what has to have been a very bad week for her and her closest associates.

So far, she has said nothing about an event that not only killed a higher percentage of the Norwegian population than 9/11 killed of ours, but was targeted at people Palin has vilified herself, though in less strident terms than Beck.  Perhaps she doesn't consider the murdered kids "real Norwegians." 

She's not going to post the tweets, so I'll try to do them for her:
Peace-seeking Norwegians, pls understand.  Ctiicisizing Israel whose bling I adore UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in the interest of not being attacked by Christian Knights
Peaceful Norway ppl, pls refute multiculturalism if you believe catastrophic pain caused @Ut√łya is too raw, too real
in such a tweet, she would be echoing not only Beck, but the Jerusalem Post.

And, finally:
Norski multikulti supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the rest of the white heartland? Peaceful squareheads, pls refudiate

Where's RAM when Palin really needs her?


Anonymous said...

This is a fucking sic column.

Doubting myself said...

Maybe she has decided that she has nothing to say to help the situation. Her movie flopped, her abstinence only spiel didn't work on Track and his wife (I know you are friends, and I really wish them good things and I know their baby will be cute, but SP's abstinence only spiel is laughable now: strike TWO!) and now a killer in a peaceful country is claiming to be a devotee of hers. I really hope she has taken a truly quiet break and is donating some of her millions to a non-religious, non political charity and reinventing herself as a person who adheres to loving others as she loves herself.

I know, highly unlikely, but I am thankful that she is listening to someone and staying off the radar.

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Anonymous said...

Anon @ 1:56 a.m.

No, it was a fucking sick act that a White Supremacist perpetrated on innocents in the name of all the principles Sarah Palin stands for, a purity of Patriotic Caucasian Christian purity.

Any of our words do not inspire violent action against those who think differently, or encroach on your civil liberties. What you read on pro-Palin sights are more comforting?

Nan C said...

Gryph, I think the tragedy in Oslo is too new, too raw, for anyone to capture it as a vehicle to make a dig (however well-deserved) at the half-term quittypants ex-Gov.

We hate it when anyone trivializes the 911 horror to make some political point, and it just feels wrong to do the same with another nation's tragedy.

Sarah is her own disaster, and there's no need to sully anything else by putting it in the same sentence with her.

just my two cents...

Nan C said...

My deepest apologies for mislabelling the above comment. I have no excuse, I just goofed.

I am sorry, and offer my sincere apology. (I hate when I do something that stupid!)

Philip Munger said...

Nan C,

Gryph's my friend. Don't worry.

Anonymous said...

Find the suggested tweets disgusting? They are what we've come to expect from Sarah Palin. They're certainly in character. Sarah made her own bed and now she can sleep in it.

I think she'll spend the rest of her life trying to rewrite history to try to get people to believe in her fake persona. Won't work. We know the real Sarah and she IS disgusting.

Anonymous said...

I will put it bluntly: sarah palin has no heart, no mind and her soul is following the first two. An empty vessel who let the devil in...