Monday, November 17, 2008

PA Kos Diary - What Can We Title Sarah Palin's Book?

I just posted a DailyKos diary, called What can we title Sarah Palin's book?

So far, the comments are fairly hilarious.


Tea N. Crumpet said...

Me, Myself, and Moi.

Tea N. Crumpet said...

Veni, vidi, et vidi.

Anonymous said...

"Winkin' Blinkin' & Todd"


To the tune "Billie Jean"

John McCain is not my plumber
He's just a guy who told me
I was the one....
the kid is not my son o/`o/`o/`


Anonymous said...

I'll Ban This Book Too!

chef_the_city said...

"winkin, blinkin, & todd" is my fave so far, LMAO!

Anonymous said...

My lif story: How I dun made it as Guvnor of Alasca

Carrie said...

Also, and then again.

susanmig said...

My Life: One Long Run-On Sentence

Anonymous said...

The audacity of a dope.

Anonymous said...

These titles are really clever and funny.

Anonymous said...

Jessica said...

i'll get back to you on that one (you betcha)

Ishmael said...

The Sarah Palin Story: A ghostwriter's challenge

The Sarah Palin Story: The trees for this book died in vain

The Sarah Palin Story: My Pet Goat

The Sarah Palin Story: Wherein I, myself, Governor Sarah Palin, nee' Heath, relates, that is, tells, the story, insofar as it has already happened to me up unto this time and point, of my life, along with my maverickness.

susanmig said...

Sarah Palin's Child Rearin' Guide! Includes advise on: those early years (gotta rough handle 'em and toss 'em around at those rally's, you betcha!), education! (pull 'em out of school regularly! Always keep those little ones guessing where they'll turn up next! And, don't forget to show them those educational documentaries, such as "The Flintstones"!)....Teach your teens about Abstinence!!! (don't want to be an OLD Grandma!!!) And, so much more!!

Roger said...

The Audacity of Ignorance.

baja said...

The Dreams of My, Self

The Smell of Moose Meat in the Morning - Recipes for Political Leftovers.

Hot Librarians in High Skirts and High Heels. ( a photo essay )

Well Seasoned Woman said...

I love the title, "Shoving a Dipstick into a Pitbull" -- and the joke that brought it to life.

How about these:

Wag the Senator

I Can See RushLimbaugh From Here

How to Win Votes and Alienate Your State

Anonymous said...

Anyone else seen this today? From the ADN newsletter:

So now there'sa whole 'nother set of topics fro her book title like:

"The Doodler & The Dude*

"The Dude's Doodler"

"Doodling Your Way To The White House."

"Yankee Doodler"

(I really should get around to sorting my password - rofl)

Anonymous said...

The Chronicles of Palin, Book One:


Anonymous said...

This is fun!

1) "I Would Have Banned This Book Too" By Sarah Palin

2) You Deserved It: How to Pay for Your Rape Kit & Smile
By S. Palin

3) Learning is Overrated: Wink the Debate & Other Strategies Explained
By S. Palin

baja said...

Leader of the Pack - how a married a real life Iron Dog champion!

Perfect Hair and Makeup - and how to dress sharp and get horny old men to pay for it, ...initially.

How to Increase Your Fertility - on a polar bear skin rug.

The Yellow Porcupine said...

Droppin' the Gs: The Story of a Small Town Gal's Unstoppable Ambition